I want to change the name of this blog

Wait wait wait, before you object. Let me explain why.

First and foremost, the word xtechbiz, has no meaning. I don’t even remember why I came up with that word.

Most of the famous/successful/good blogs have a proper name. And when I say a proper name, it doesn’t need to be something sensible. It just needs to have a meaning. Like, people would put their favourite things, or their names, or some words that make sense.

It’s usual fine if the name does not make sense, but it needs to be easy to remember. It also needs to not sound stupid. (when you say it out loud in your head)

To be brutally honest, xtechbiz fulfils none of those.

Also, the thing of having that senseless name for such a long time is starting to rub me off the wrong way. I’m fine with it as an email address or whatsoever, just, not a blog’s name.

For the first time ever, I’m going to have a poll. Please, if you’re one of the few who visits this blog regularly, just vote, it won’t take a minute. I have a couple of ideas. Of course, you could submit your own suggestions and I’ll take a look.

Vote please!

If the results is conclusive I’ll try my best to wrap up everything in 2 days (:

31 Jokes for Nerds

Okay, after watching this. I realized. Shit, I’m a nerd.

It’s funny. Seriously, funny as fucking hell. If you get it of course. I’ll list down a few that’s a little harder than normal. The rest.. Well, if you went to school you should understand.


Argon is a noble gas. It has a stable octet configuration, hence it does not react with other stuffs. Therefore, “Argon does not react” LOL.


The Large Hadron collider is a massive science experiment to find new particles. He used the similar sounding word “Hard-on” which means an erection basically.


Electronegativity gives me a permanent dipole. In this case he’s just using the direct pun of the word “pole” LOL.


Eunichs(eunuch) is castrated man.
Unix is a type of computer system.


Neutrino.. Is a base of a particle. It has no mass, so it passes through us all the time with no effect. Hence the pun of penetration. LOL.


Fluorine. You’ll get it if you do chemistry.


Higgs Boson particle. It’s considered as the sacred particle because it’s the particle that gives everything their mass. So.. Yeah, the pun with church masses LOL.


Heisenberg’s principle of uncertainty. It’s.. go read up on it, it’s too long for me to write out here.


Schrödinger’s cat. Again, read up on it. Too long for me to say.

As such, I feel ridiculously smart having understood all the jokes. Ah. good times.

Nerds/Geeks explained


We’re just more logical than you.

Geohot is cool

If you’ve been following the news, the guy who hacked PS3 is being sued by Sony and all. And here’s a really awesome video response. It is submitted as a video for a contest. But come on, we know what it means


Yo it’s geohot
And for those that don’t know
I’m getting sued by Sony

Let’s take this out of the courtroom and into the streets
I’m a beast, at the least, you’ll face me in the northeast
Get my ire up, light my fire
I’ll go harder than Eminem went at Mariah
Call me a liar
Pound me in the ass with no lube, chafing
You’re fucking with the dude who got the keys to your safe and
Those that can’t do bring suits
Cry to your Uncle Sam to settle disputes
Thought you’d tackle this with a little more tact
But then again fudgepackers, I don’t know Jack

I shed a tear everytime I think of Lik Sang
But shit man, they’re a corporation
And I’m a personification of freedom for all
You fill dockets, like thats a concept foreign to y’all
While lawyers muddy water and TROs stall
Out of business is jail for me
And you’re suing me civilly

Exhibit this in the courtroom
Go on, do it, I dare you


Lol. Childish. But. Really ballsy. Two thumbs up (Y)   (Y)

Holyshit Otaku



Apparently I have classmates who watch anime too. And created a group on facebook. Since they made a list of the animes they’ve watched. I decided that I should too.

And… The list is. What the fuck.

221 in total

Including the ones I’m currently watching.

If this isn’t proof that I’m an otaku, I don’t know what is.

Click pass the break to see the full list.

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IBM Centennial Film: The best video you’ll ever watch

You have to watch this. Whatever you’re doing, just stop and watch this. It made me tear a little.

Seriously, I hope that everyone, after watching this, will realize how amazing humans/technology is. And it’ll probably answer this question, “Why do you like computers so much?”. Also, there’s a quote that I really like.

All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only willing to think.

Thomas J. Watson


Also, click on to see who are the people who actually shaped to the world we see right now.

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Fucking computer idiots

That’s exactly the way I feel whenever I teach someone something about the computer. It pisses me off to no end.