Spider Cat!

OHMYGOD YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS. I SWEAR

SERIOUSLY. WATCH IT.

 


Dog saving cat

The Heimlich maneuver

 


Speed Solo Record (must watch)

This just brought what the fuck?! to a whole new level.

Seriously, I have nothing but respect for that guy. Less than 3 hours.

fyi, that mountain is 3,970m (13,025ft)

 


There’s no such thing as overkill

What do you do when you want to review a .50 caliber gun?

You buy a tank, drive to MacDonalds, scare the shit out of everyone, THEN shoot a few hundred bucks worth of watermelons.

I’ve got to say, overkill sells.

 


Get a new penis while you can

Man made: The Cerne Abbas Giant, at Cerne Abbas in Dorset, is testament to the value men give to their penises

I’m so sorry but I really really had to share it with you guys. This, is priceless.

With all the recent news about someone chopping off your priced possessions. Here’s a way of getting your manhood back.

Apparently, they can use parts of your thigh or forearm and skin from some other parts from your body to essentially rebuild your gun. Also, it is still possible to get an erection and climax cause they can reconnect the nerves that makes it wonderful. Still, don’t really wanna think about it.

Side note, it is possible to reattach your penis back if much of it is salvaged. Though you know, you probably don’t want that. There are also comments suggesting transplants from someone else. But, can you really live with yourself after that?

I don’t know man, but this is some quality news everyone should read.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2014853/Penis-cut-wife-Dont-worry–heres-make-new-one.html


Ninja Water

Sorry I don’t know what other title I can give to this. But it’s really, like, holyshit water can do that?

Like I’ve said, everything looks good in slow-mo, even falling down. (in fact that looks the most painful beautiful)

 


FUCK FUCK FUCK THE STEERING WHEEL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

HIS EXPRESSION IS PRICELESS. MUST WATCH. THIS IS A MUST WATCH LOL.

I get the feeling that this is going to get a lot a lot a lot of views in the future.